Kid accidentally steals cup from restaurant
Ever accidentally throw something away and then later realize you actually needed it? Haha i did this with my life
My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
my aunt got expelled from a catholic school for locking a nun in a cupboard and leaving her there
my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”
and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered
"Maybe i need to use the sleep"
*sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away*
Hey macklemore can we go thrift shopping