the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.
"how will i explain gay couples to my children”
if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love
don’t ever let this die
i just watched this 20 times in a row..
I’m grossly proud of these photos
as you should be holyyyy perfect
“Truth or dare”
“What’s your credit card number”
When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.
Anonymous said: why do you love lana del rey so much? it's kind of weird.
Lana del I hate you
Ok but this is one of my favorite Disney endings because they decided to be happy together as frogs rather than try and find a way to be human and by finding that happiness they got to be humans again like that is rad as hell thank you Disney
Uh excuse you, that is the plot of Shrek