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karkatinkarnate: rawrs-and-stuff: jackmygermanswag: princeofdoki: emeryskawaiioncelerass: drinkingteaandwatchingporn: emeryskawaiioncelerass: naoicryingalonewithpottery: princeofdoki: psiioniiphiile: pokem0an: and it happened in florida everything starts in florida we’re all going to die nice knowing you all  I live in Georgia. Help. I have never been this close to a threat before. well that’s actually kinda scary fuck Scary? That’s fucking exciting. Do you guys understand how long I’ve been preparing for this moment? That’s right. My entire life. wow shit georgian hiding under his blankets here English person without fear, right here. We’ll just get the Queen to ninja kick that bastard into the next century. Prince Philip, being that old anyway, will follow this zombie scum wherever he goes; travelling forward in time to find him. With him, he will take british essentials, cups of tea and some grand national tickets. Harry would’ve probably tagged along in these time shenanigans, being the ignorant blighter he is, and would laugh in the face of his grandaddy as he tried to defeat this monster from hell. Harry would then take it upon himself to fill the teacups with booze, and drink himself stupid, before dressing up as a nazi and having sex with this zombie until he zombied no more. But unnawares to the americans, this was just a giant eurovision promotional stunt, and not a zombie at all. Americans have no idea what eurovision is, so simply labelled it as a zombie attack. Why then, did the monarch and her pose kick the bugger into the next millennia you may ask. Simple answer is we knew about this eurovision stunt, and joined in with the whole zombie ploy to show those Swedish bastards we mean business; and that the only reason we don’t try is because WE HAVE THE OLYMPICS.  And we can’t afford to host it next year. i’m just reblogging this again because omf that’s beautiful ^^^^ If zombies come to Georgia. I’m going to Luke’s house. because he’s prepared and I don’t wanna die zombies in GA?party at my place.and by that I mean come hide in my basement with me I’m prepared. Also a georgian casually hiding her covers here„, wait i have a bunch of guns i dunno does this mean im prepared?!?1?/„/,.dfgf Wow, this is hilarious how people are actually freaking out over this. 
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theneverendingquest: escape. 
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  • *slytherin wins house cup*
  • dumbledore: i don't think so
  • dumbledore: five hundred points to gryffindor for being fabulous
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  • phone: *rings*
  • me: no
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