College: *hands me my degree*
College: It’s a metaphor. That’ll be $50,000 in student loans please.
the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate
thats the spirit
I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection
when will my motivation return from war
jesus fucking christ